About BowelWatch
Bowelwatch charts the progress of Catherine and Dan touring the world and having adventures in foreign lands, such as bemusing Japan, exotic Burma, exciting Southeast Asia, the cultural deserts of Australia, fat Yankeeland and deepest darkest Lima (Where Catherine has been before and she can assure you that it is both deep and dark). They will be taking with them their knotted hankies, a strong bottle of stout and their trusty steeds Shanksies and shanksies one. There will be much fun and having just won the ambasadorship for excellent married couples it can be assured that love will be spread and feraro roche will be offered to the natives on plates of gold.
All hail, the English fuckwits have arrived.
And they have technology, well Dan does, he has made it possible for people to join in by adding comments on "instant postcards". One can also view pictures of their travels if one wants to, via the wonder of thumbnail lightcapturing (TM) technology. click on the picture you want to look at and BAM! A big shiny ugly face! Or piece of scenery! Or both. Styles.
So, the plan as it stands is this:
- Japan
- Hong Kong
- Various places is South East Asia then overland to...
- Singapore
- Australia (just to work and see a few mates)
- West Coast America
- Equador, Peru, Bolivia and various other South America places
- Home!
It's all very subject to change and amount of money but you can check their whereabouts on the Quantum-Trianglated-Auto-Map-O-Suck (TM).
NB: The site is named after a special section of the acclaimed diaries of Catherine Traynor's journey around Peru, where there was much variation in the expulsions of her bowels and it became a great topic of conversation and thus was documented thoroughly, being that the weather was consistant for most of the time.