About Dan
Dan, 27, born in Stafford, England, has a very short attention span, a powerful ability to get out of anything too tiring and a healthy fear of armoured, flying bugs. He's done alot of random things in his adult years, going from drug addled Manchester MC to sober and sensible London web geek and DJ in but a few years but now it's time for another about turn. This time he's going to become like Indiana Jones, intrepid explorer and gynacologist (or is that archeologist?) because, after spending a good 5 years working in London's IT industry Dan's got a lot of knowledge about the Internet but square eyes and a sore arse. Something's got to change...
Yes, as of November 1st 2004 Dan will be swapping his stupidly baggy jeans for an equally stupidly baggy pair of shorts and setting forth boldly into the world, with his excellent and far tougher wife, Catherine (who can speak some languages...a bit) and a backpack full of Hip Hop minidiscs, to see what's about, stopping only briefly in Australia to make a bit of cash webmounging. His objectives include seeing some real ninjas in Japan, firing some harsh weapons in Cambodia and buying some more big jeans in LA. Real cultural stuff.
Expect alot of moaning along the way as Dan is a fussy eater. Fish soup ain't gonna wash. Watch as he's sarved for days on end until he can find somewhere that serves pizzas...he may well come back alot thinner than he left.
If your looking for Dan's personal and professional site, try http://www.danwebb.net.
- Fin -
Monday, 29 August 2005
Well, we are back with bowels just about intact. It's very good to return....
Incas are effortologies version of Satan
Saturday, 20 August 2005
For those of you who donīt know Iīve long time been founder of Effortology, a religion based on the conservation of effort by using the least amount of effort possible for the objective to be achieved....
A typical night out in Peru
Thursday, 18 August 2005
Last night was our last change to have a proper night out in Cuzco as we have to get up at a stupid time in the morning to go to Manchu Pichu so we thought we do it in style....
People with panpipes must die
Wednesday, 10 August 2005
They simply must die, be ressurected then be killed again with their own wanky instruments. Musica Folklorica is a load of toss....
Push-me-pull-you Llama action!
Tuesday, 26 July 2005
Hmm, itīs crazy what posts end up getting most comments. Anyway, yes, we are still in Cuenca. Catherine is learning Spanish still and now I am interneting and generally not doing much. Itīs great. Been out boozing and (not) dancing...
I think itīs time to tell you all about toilets...
Tuesday, 12 July 2005
Itīs been about 8 months since we left England and as you can imagine we experienced alot of toilets. I thought it was time to tell you about the toilets of the world - the good, the bad and the...