Triumphant Return To Gods Own Land...
Saturday, 27 August 2005
New Marske! Gods Finest North Eastern Housing Estate Cerca Middlesbrough. Ahhhh it is GREAT to be back in England what a great country. No one legged mad children attacked me as I went over the border, I did not have to aggressively defend my place in any queues, and no pofaced Americans flipped on jonny gloves or took my finger prints. Ace. I am here now with guest Presneter, Our Michael to tell you about the tourist potential of HERE.
What a responsibility. The title of this site is bowelwatch and these two have travelled the globe to report on the state of their arses when they could easily have tatterd their arse holes here in the heart of Cleveland.
THE PARMO! This is a harder version of the Australian Parma and not to be confused. (Seb you've got to come here!!!!! C.) It is a bowel basher of epic preportions consisiting of congealed white sauce, chicken, jet washed from the carcass and chedder cheese, who needs poncy Italian cheese? It comes in 5 stone slabs with laods of gormet chips and cabbagey salad in a pizza box. Yeah!
A popular tourist parmo destination would be Mario's on Redcar high street where you get an extra facekicking for free at club chucking out time if you just say anything!! other weapons of ass destruction are the moes chilli kebab which is more like a bag of diorreah induceing scabs.
These two have been wasting their time in the World, they they should have stayed at home and played GTA San Andreas and drank eight cans of Choice Larger for £5 every night, it would have been much cheaper.
This is One Deluded Brother Signing Out
On August 27, 2005, Dan said:
Well said, Ill be round in a bit. Get me a parmo and leave it on the side to go hard for me, Ill collect it in a day or so when its ready.
And do get any salad near it, it'll ruin the poor thing.
On August 28, 2005, Seb Horse Halse said:
Hmm... harder than the parma? Your hardcore bowelwatch tales seek to tease and mock my Antipodean food. How dare you compare your food to bowelbashing of Oztraylian cuisine. You know our cuisine makes you shit faster and longer...
he, he, he