From the May 2005 archive...
How Great is Australia? These scores just in.
Monday, 30 May 2005
Using my patented formula I have discovered just how great Australia really is....
(4x9) - (2X5) + 14 = 40
That's not bad really considering I spent most of my time here in a complaints centre.
Congratribulations Helen and Tim!
Friday, 27 May 2005
Our friends Helen and Tim are getting married this weekend and we are obviously the other side of the world and can't come so we are most gutted. So...we made a special video with the shit video editing thing on my laptop.
Alice? Alice? (readers to supply their own second line)
Wednesday, 25 May 2005
We have just been to the place that the word outbackish came from...
I'm not Jesus Christ...yet
Monday, 16 May 2005
our insane tour guide tells us as we start our journey down the Great Ocean Road for the weekend, "I'm just here to facilitate your development. You don't have to apologise to me..." I believe he was talking about some previous tourist who'd been driven to desperation by this guy's insane pseudo spiritual preaching/tour guiding. Yes, it was indeed the start of a weird weekend.
No Good Dole Bludging Hippy FreaK!
Thursday, 12 May 2005
Being a dole bludger is great! (Not that I'm eligable for the dole)...
Asia: Who's the Daddy?
Wednesday, 11 May 2005
I just jacked in my shit job on Friday as it was making me loose faith in humanity in general and Australia in particular. Hurrah! This gives me plenty of free time to write some rubbish on here, so I decided to finish off this artical that I started in Malaysia. Here it is:
In the quest to find out who is the Mummy and the Daddy of all Nations I have devised a very cunning formula and visited many countries. You can now find out who wins as the best country in Asia. (It turns out its Laos after all that - second one we went to - I thought it was Borneo myself but you can't argue with the formula)
The formula is thus:
(atmosphere x food) - (scariness x toilet badness) + environment = Greatness of Country
Dan has added extra discretionary points for musical taste and ability of the countries inhabitants - I think that Donk core would be Laos's downfall here.
