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From the August 2005 archive...

- Fin -

Well, we are back with bowels just about intact. It's very good to return.

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Triumphant Return To Gods Own Land...

New Marske! Gods Finest North Eastern Housing Estate Cerca Middlesbrough. Ahhhh it is GREAT to be back in England what a great country. No one legged mad children attacked me as I went over the border, I did not have to aggressively defend my place in any queues, and no pofaced Americans flipped on jonny gloves or took my finger prints. Ace. I am here now with guest Presneter, Our Michael to tell you about the tourist potential of HERE.

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The Results are IN!!!!

Yes we have travelled the World and are about to leave it and come back to Blighty. Here are the awards for Special Achievements in the World:

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Incas are effortologies version of Satan

For those of you who donīt know Iīve long time been founder of Effortology, a religion based on the conservation of effort by using the least amount of effort possible for the objective to be achieved.

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A typical night out in Peru

Last night was our last change to have a proper night out in Cuzco as we have to get up at a stupid time in the morning to go to Manchu Pichu so we thought we do it in style. It went a bit strange though.

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Cuzco

The great thing about Cuzco is you dont have to eat Peruvian food here. Also there is a bikers bar wich has loads of Darts boards in it. Me and Dan are honing our Eric Bristow-like skills.

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