From the Australia archive...
How Great is Australia? These scores just in.
Monday, 30 May 2005
Using my patented formula I have discovered just how great Australia really is....
(4x9) - (2X5) + 14 = 40
That's not bad really considering I spent most of my time here in a complaints centre.
Congratribulations Helen and Tim!
Friday, 27 May 2005
Our friends Helen and Tim are getting married this weekend and we are obviously the other side of the world and can't come so we are most gutted. So...we made a special video with the shit video editing thing on my laptop.
Alice? Alice? (readers to supply their own second line)
Wednesday, 25 May 2005
We have just been to the place that the word outbackish came from...
I'm not Jesus Christ...yet
Monday, 16 May 2005
our insane tour guide tells us as we start our journey down the Great Ocean Road for the weekend, "I'm just here to facilitate your development. You don't have to apologise to me..." I believe he was talking about some previous tourist who'd been driven to desperation by this guy's insane pseudo spiritual preaching/tour guiding. Yes, it was indeed the start of a weird weekend.
No Good Dole Bludging Hippy FreaK!
Thursday, 12 May 2005
Being a dole bludger is great! (Not that I'm eligable for the dole)...
Ode to Michael and his extra face
Wednesday, 27 April 2005
Michael, Oh Michael your face is so large!
when I introduce you to skippy I'm afraid he might charge,
The extra face you possess is a sight to behold,
hopefully it doesn't drink as much beer as the first one....
You could become bankrupt. That would be bad. Although it would be interesting to see what happened in between times.
This entry is dedicated to my Brother Michael who has grown an extra face. Anyone who loves him or his extra face should write their comments below
