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From the Ecuador archive...

Push-me-pull-you Llama action!

Hmm, itīs crazy what posts end up getting most comments. Anyway, yes, we are still in Cuenca. Catherine is learning Spanish still and now I am interneting and generally not doing much. Itīs great. Been out boozing and (not) dancing to some Salsatechques or whatever they are called. South Americans like a bit of a dance and no mistake. Jesus, they barely have time to drink...I donīt know whatīs going on there.

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Hablamos espaņol!

Es verdad, ahora podemos hablar espaņol y somos muy inteligentes. Deciedo escriber este bowelwatch en espaņol porque nadie manda emails de nosotros. Entonces hace visitar el tienda del internet muy aburrido....

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Terrible Two go off the Rails in South America

My God! My digestive system has never been asaulted with so much low quality grease and eggs. Luckily, my North Eastern Heritage has not let me down and I am well able to cope with it. I have sceduled myself for a heart attack on the 5th of September, and in the meantime will be growing myself a respectable gut.
Anyone who knows about Danīs wierd obsession with Lada jeeps will be impressed that we seem to have come to the the world capital for them and not a conversation goes past when we donīt ponder on the relative merits of souping up, or painting diorreah brown the magnificent Niva. Diorreah brown is the current favourite...

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Baņos

Well, enough about toilets. Here are some non bowel related adventures.

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London - everyone okay?

Weīve just heard about whatīs happened in London. London people please let us know if you are okay as soon as possible. I canīt believe it.

Danīs Glorious Song

Dan has made up a song about Equador:
(to the tune of spider man)
Equador! Equador!
Does whatever Peru does and more,
Men with hats, and with guns,
not many monks but plenty of nuns
Look out here comes Equador!

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