From the Malaysia archive...
Asia: Who's the Daddy?
Wednesday, 11 May 2005
I just jacked in my shit job on Friday as it was making me loose faith in humanity in general and Australia in particular. Hurrah! This gives me plenty of free time to write some rubbish on here, so I decided to finish off this artical that I started in Malaysia. Here it is:
In the quest to find out who is the Mummy and the Daddy of all Nations I have devised a very cunning formula and visited many countries. You can now find out who wins as the best country in Asia. (It turns out its Laos after all that - second one we went to - I thought it was Borneo myself but you can't argue with the formula)
The formula is thus:
(atmosphere x food) - (scariness x toilet badness) + environment = Greatness of Country
Dan has added extra discretionary points for musical taste and ability of the countries inhabitants - I think that Donk core would be Laos's downfall here.
We are in Kuala Lumpur
Saturday, 12 March 2005
It's very good here, I have to say. Tasty proper indian curry all over the place. Three of the latest DVDs for just over a quid. Various very large buildings. YEAH!
Hanging around in Borneo
Thursday, 10 March 2005
Just thought I'd go for an update on what's actually been happening since the immortal Bako mission.
My Big Whinge
Wednesday, 9 March 2005
Forthwith I would like to give you a detailed whinge.
(There will be no sparing of profanities so children and old people who don't like that sort of thing should look away now)
Careful everyone...
Wednesday, 9 March 2005
Catherine's about to release an immense winge upon the world. She's pretty pissed off.....Oh....Here it comes!!......Ahhhhhh!!
Jungle IS MASSIVE!!!
Friday, 4 March 2005
Here follows a very long entry in which Rachel tears the arse our of her trousers, Dan says "These Jungle creatures are bloody shrill aren't they?", Daz eats all the chocolate cookies occaisionally stiring to mention that the jungle is indeed massive, and Catherine is carried through the jungle by some Natives. Read on if you have stamina...
